delicacy	price
radish	34	tillamook cheese square	2
it is a whole raw radish. you're not sure how long it's been in the fridge but it's not like you can taste it anyway		mmm costco. you like to eat it when rewatching the same three documentaries while your dogs compete for it
water	15	celery	29
plain water! it is hydrating and tastes like saline, and unfortunately it is required to sustain life. chug it all at once or suffer		to make it extra nice, sometimes you pull all the strings off and eat them first, but it's like eating carpet so not reccomended
mashed sweet potatoes	12	lettuce	20
you can't place when you made the switch to sweet potatoes and when you stopped hating them, but now you crave it all the time		the image of being hunched over a computer chair like smeagol staring into three monitors while crunching furiously haunts you
salmon	9	snap pea crisps	4
salmon is an essential source of nutrients and a healthy, tasty, refreshing change of pace from refrigerated or packaged foods		costco yet again supplies the goods, and you supply the transitory hunger, lack of interest, and desire for fufilling snacks that crunch between your teeth
mandarin oranges	5	chocolate	1
these nifty snacks are crucial for long term quarantine survival, makes your nails orange but who cares when you don't see people		fruits and veggies make for a happy body, but chocolate makes a happy soul and is a crucial defense against burnout
casserole	1	banana	8
truly, the creme de la creme of the quarantine meals. It tastes like home, but not the "you're isolating so you don't die" home		bananas are very good! However, surviving solely off them when you have a bad stretch means that's what they're associated with